"Winter Grass"

The gardner guys came to the door about two weeks ago and asked if I wanted "winter grass".

I said, "I don't know, what is it?"

They said, "It's grass you put down in winter, to make it green and pretty."

I said, "How much does it cost?"

"Seventy dolla"

"OK. Sounds good."

So they put it down and set the sprinklers to water several times a day. It looked like hell at first because they roughed up the existing turf.

Now I have this. My friend Kendra's dogs who visited last night found it to be a wonderful and curious thing.